fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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