Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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