We're like a lot better than the average bears
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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