I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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