I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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