Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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