he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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