i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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