You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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