i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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