he thought i was a dude.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I have post one night stand depression
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