Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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