Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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