im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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