we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
