How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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