Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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