Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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