so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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