I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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