Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
All the doctor said was why
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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