I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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