I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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