What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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