but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just high enough for therapy.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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