Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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