My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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