Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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