Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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