Sry I called you an 8
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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