those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
