stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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