i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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