just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
