Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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