Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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