Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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