So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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