I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Holy sore nipples Batman
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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