i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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