My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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