is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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