doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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