And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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