Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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