(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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