sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
high people should be assigned attendants
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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