your parents love me but you hate me
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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