scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have post one night stand depression
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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