Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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