It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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