My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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