Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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