Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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