Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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