yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
