Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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