Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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