North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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