No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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